"Have you met them in real life?"
"Then they aren’t your frie-"
|—||Unknown (via leahros3)|
Oh for fucks sake!
Me every day at least once a day(via kalimadevi)
#me when there’s no wifi
I live by ‘Go big or go home.’ That’s with everything. It’s like either commit and go for it or don’t do it at all. I apply that to everything. I apply that to relationships, I apply that to like sports, I apply that to everything. That’s what I live by. That’s how I like it.
See y’all in hell
Satan’s hand feels a lot like a penis.
I think it’s only shaking hands with Satan for people with penises. For people with vaginas, it’s more like… Ringing Satan’s doorbell?
Well, ring-a-ding-fucking-dong! And it ain’t Avon calling.